Passion Pit - Carried Away
Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
Monday, April 29, 2013
I'm spinning around, move out of my way, I know youre feeling me cos you like it like this
What was Kylie Minogue on?
Yesterday, on an auto ride back from Orion Mall (tell the auto guy Ohriyown Maal) which was a long ish ride and I was feeling happy because I'd bought a tiny JBL bluetooth speaker and some Zara clothes (after a long time) and (yes shit like that makes me happy) I had this long and fairly involved day dream session.
So, I look out of the auto and I see this plump curly haired dark fellow on one of those cycle cart things transporting a load of rubbish (literally) and I thought, you know like that Freaky Friday movie, what if I just become him and he becomes me? How would I go about life?
Ok, let me explain - I look into his eyes and ZAP he is me and I am him THE END. Then I thought, no thats a really depressing one but lets think of something better - what if I become Prince William (the ugles) and he becomes me. Then I caught a glimpse of siddawk on the auto mirror - now How could I be with him if I was Prince William? Also, what about that Kate and my baby? I couldnt pretend to be attracted to her and what not, I mean, I am still me inside him.
What about my parents also. My family.
So I thought, ok I'll fly down to Bangalore and convince siddawk that it was me trapped is ugles' body. Use some intimatemomentsonlyweknowyo stuff. Then I'd go to Chennai and convince my parents its me - but how do I avoid all the paparazzi? I'll figure. I'll speak to them in Tamil and stuff. Then I'll convince my whole family to move into the palace with me till we figure this out.
Also, what about the real me with Prince William inside? I have to track her down and bring her in as well. But it is likely that she'd be out trying to find a way back into the palace. So I'd tell the guards to let me meet all girls claiming to be me or some such.
I'll also issue some sort of WANTED notice with my face on it.
Would the Queen agree to my family moving in? What about Kate? Well, it is my house / palace as well right. I should be allowed to let whoever I want stay in it. My family trumps the Beckhams any day.
We could screen the Royal Divorce on the Royal Channel or whatever crapsmuck.
I was quite troubled by this whole thought though. How to live like that? What a disaster that would be.
Made me feel happier about my life but.
Yesterday, on an auto ride back from Orion Mall (tell the auto guy Ohriyown Maal) which was a long ish ride and I was feeling happy because I'd bought a tiny JBL bluetooth speaker and some Zara clothes (after a long time) and (yes shit like that makes me happy) I had this long and fairly involved day dream session.
So, I look out of the auto and I see this plump curly haired dark fellow on one of those cycle cart things transporting a load of rubbish (literally) and I thought, you know like that Freaky Friday movie, what if I just become him and he becomes me? How would I go about life?
Ok, let me explain - I look into his eyes and ZAP he is me and I am him THE END. Then I thought, no thats a really depressing one but lets think of something better - what if I become Prince William (the ugles) and he becomes me. Then I caught a glimpse of siddawk on the auto mirror - now How could I be with him if I was Prince William? Also, what about that Kate and my baby? I couldnt pretend to be attracted to her and what not, I mean, I am still me inside him.
What about my parents also. My family.
So I thought, ok I'll fly down to Bangalore and convince siddawk that it was me trapped is ugles' body. Use some intimatemomentsonlyweknowyo stuff. Then I'd go to Chennai and convince my parents its me - but how do I avoid all the paparazzi? I'll figure. I'll speak to them in Tamil and stuff. Then I'll convince my whole family to move into the palace with me till we figure this out.
Also, what about the real me with Prince William inside? I have to track her down and bring her in as well. But it is likely that she'd be out trying to find a way back into the palace. So I'd tell the guards to let me meet all girls claiming to be me or some such.
I'll also issue some sort of WANTED notice with my face on it.
Would the Queen agree to my family moving in? What about Kate? Well, it is my house / palace as well right. I should be allowed to let whoever I want stay in it. My family trumps the Beckhams any day.
We could screen the Royal Divorce on the Royal Channel or whatever crapsmuck.
I was quite troubled by this whole thought though. How to live like that? What a disaster that would be.
Made me feel happier about my life but.
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