Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Jute

I have an idea, well it's a joke really.

Let me run you through it.

Scene 1:
Lady walks by in a saree.
Other lady comments "oh lovely saree, what is it".
Lady in saree says "Jute".
A crow attacks her.

Scene 2:
A child walks by with a tiffin box and water bottle in a bag.
A lady, presumably his teacher, comments "my Ramu, that's a smart bag, what is it".
Child says "Jute Miss"
A crow attacks him.



We end with,
Jute Bole Kauwa Kaate

*Applause*

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A kid who is learning chinese is walking around and steps on a piece of paper that has jannat written on it. What is the kid's teacher's name?

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Ans - Ishki Chow, because jiske sir ho ishki chow paon ke neeche jannat hogi.