Sweet bun maska
I won’t dip you in tea
I’ll just eat you up
All buttery
***
Oh memorandum, how many times
Will I have to revise you?
Oh dear client, I’m wasting my time
trying so hard to advise you
Why won’t you just google it
Why won’t you just see
Your questions lack common sense
They don’t qualify as legal queries
Yes, but still ..
Oh alright,
I Know how much you pay me.
(fool)
***
Why colourful post its
Do i love you so
You come in all colours and sizes
Some funky shapes too
Even if a page is of no consequence
I stick on one of you
But sometimes, I’ll admit dear post its
I worry that I misuse you
***
I have a friend who’s disappeared
Off the face of my world
I miss that friend sometimes but then
what to do, my ego is hurt
and I’ve known my ego for longer.
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How exciting it is to possess
A sexy brand new dress
That i haven’t worn yet
That no one has seen yet
How very super exciting
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